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omg, look at the kitten in the back
Whose ready to get a couple bottles of Lady Gaga’s blood and semen perfume??? I am soooooooooo excited!!!!!!!!!! She has such an IMAGINATION!!! (S-A-R-C-A-S-M)
oh. my. god. i can’t even. look at the guy’s face tho…
My Marriage (If I Get Married)
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me:
hey darlin welcome home
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husband:
*kiss* hey baby how are you to-
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me:
take off your pants
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husband:
hey i just ordered some chinese food
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me:
how long did they say it would take?
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husband:
about 30 mins
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me:
get naked
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husband:
but i thought we were gonna-
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me:
naked. now
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husband:
i'm bored
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me:
lay down.now
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me:
i love you so much
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husband:
i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
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me:
get in the bed
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husband:
there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
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me:
nope.sex
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husband:
but they have that book you wanted and i was-
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me:
sex
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me:
i had a crappy day at work today
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husband:
want me to make you some tea?
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me:
i want you naked. i'm angry
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husband:
what about a back rub?
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me:
naked...drop your pants
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husband:
you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
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me:
drop your pants ...this is not a fucking game.
“khida lagse” lmao :)))
WHO SAID KIDS DON’T LISTEN
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
omg!!! richard andrew!!! and he’s cute!!! with swag, bro
so. freakin. awesome. omg.
(Source: scriptlesslife)
idk why, but i am laughing so hard right now. lol, omg. i wanna see that happen in real life…:)))
jensen ackles is the most attractive guy ever. if my husband looks like him, my life will be complete.
tom felton! so cute!
Not studying for a test then passing it.
that seriously looks like the best brownie to ever exist. omg. omg. chocolate.
(Source: Flickr / penniesonaplatter)
